Aasman hai khula khula sitaray hain is ke makeen
Funny sms Dedicated to students n jobians ……… Aasman hai khula khula sitaray hain is ke makeen . . . . . meri chuttiyan khatm ho gayi hein, mujhe nahin aa raha yakeen..!;(
View ArticleWHY I dont Study the Whole semester but only near the exams
Student Teacher sms WHY I dont Study the Whole semester but only near the exams? Bcuz. Sahil k Sukoon se Hamen Inkar nhi MAGAR Tufano se kashti nikaalne ka maza hi or hy…;)
View ArticleGrlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart?
Student Teacher sms Biology Ki Miss: Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart? All Grlz Shouted Loudly: “IMRAN” K PaaSs! Teachr Smiles & Says: Mera B..
View ArticleTeacher to pathan student.
Funny Pathan sms Teacher to pathan student. A.B.C.D sunao pathan: A.B.C.D.:-) Teacher: Aur sunao? Pathan: bus ALLAH ka shukar he sab thek thak he Ap sunain;
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Teacher: Insaan Wo Hay Jo Dosron K Kaam Aaye
Student Teacher sms Teacher: Insaan Wo Hay Jo Dosron K Kaam Aaye..! Student: Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na Dosron Ko Insan Ban’ne Deti Hain..!
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Thousands of yesterdays go,
Funny sms Thousands of yesterdays go, Thousands of todays go, Thousands of tomorrows come, But the Believe of STUDENT remain same, . . . “Kal Se Pakka Parhain Gay”… Incoming search terms:ek ladki ne...
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Teacher to Student: Copy pr Train banao mein 5 minute mein ati hun
Student Teacher sms Teacher to Student: Copy pr Train banao mein 5 minute mein ati hun. 10 minute baad, Teacher: Train Dekhao? Student: Ap Late ho gai, Train 5 minute pehle nikal gai hy.
View Article4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS
Best Funny sms 4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS & 1 Sardar Ge From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light”...
View Article1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.
Exam sms 1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya. Swalon k jawab Ye thy, 1.Tipu Sultan ks larai me shaheed huy.? Ans: apni last larai me, 2.Elan-e-azadi pr dastakhat kahan...
View ArticleUdaas honton pe muskurahat k phool aain to jaan lena.
Sad Poetry sms Udaas honton pe muskurahat k phool aain to jaan lena…. . . . K dil k andar ki kuch udasi, bohat udasi main dhal rahi hai….!!
View ArticleEk Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara
Student Teacher sms Ek Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara Punjabi Bacha: Sori Mam Pathan Bacha: Hamara Kia Glti Hai Mam . . . Multani : Aaaaahhh! Maza Agya..:-):-P Incoming search terms:jokes sms
View ArticleJohny johny yes papa… Job in teaching.
Teachers sms Johny johny yes papa… Job in teaching. yes papa. Lot of tension yes papa. Too much work yes papa. Family life no papa. BP sugar high papa. Yearly bonus joke papa. Annual pay low papa....
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Punjabi students at the time of exams
Exam sms Punjabi students at the time of exams aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya te aa v ho gya & at the time of result 0h teri aa ki ho gya? Funny sms
View ArticleA Teacher Went To A Restaurant,
Funny Teachers sms Side effect of teaching! A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, ” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”…… Dedicated 2...
View Article“HIJAB DAY” is going to be celebrated ON 14th FEB
Public sms “HIJAB DAY” is going to be celebrated ON 14th FEB, to signify the importance of Pardah & haya , plz celebrate it & spread this information as u can, so that this day will be known...
View Articleagi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga
Funny Poetry sms Lagi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga Jo na mila LAPTOP to 2no GANJY uraa don ga:@:@ “Saaadaaaaaaa Haq Ethe Rakh” From.. Wehlay Students Incoming search terms:Aakir sindh...
View ArticleEk student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.
Exam sms Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya. 1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey? Ans: apni last larai main 2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay? Ans:...
View Articleteacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?
Student Teacher sms teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.? stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.? StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c…;) Incoming search terms:teacher...
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Three signs of being a student.
Student sms Three signs of being a student. 1: Stressed. 2: Depressed 3: But still well-dressed :-p
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Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy..
Student Teacher sms Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy.., . . Dear Mish, Mein ne shtool nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Thank u.., Bash me ne ni ana
View ArticleMujhe phir se school ka basta thama do na
Student sms Mujhe phir se school ka basta thama do na, ~*~”BaBa”~*~ Mujhe zindgi ka sabaq boht mushkil lagta hai.
View ArticleUS Dollar was increased to 96/-
Student Funny sms US Dollar was increased to 96/- Petrol was increased to 103/- Aata 680 Suger 120 But Thanks God . . . . . . . . . . . Passing marks are still 33. :-D;-) Incoming search terms:punjabi...
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MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013
Funny sms urdu MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013: MOHABBAT: Jiss k dum sey restuarants abad hain STUDENT: Mustaqbil ka berozgar tabqa PARDA: Jissey larkiyan khirki pey dalti hain KITAB: Waqt zaaya karney ka...
View ArticleBijli k Mutaaliq Chand Dilchasp Malumat
Load Shedding sms Bijli k Mutaaliq Chand Dilchasp Malumat 1) Japan me Students k liye Bijli free hy 2) Italy me Sb se Zyada Bijli Peda hoti Hy, 3) America me Log Bijli bana kr Govrnment ko bechty hen...
View ArticleTeacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?
Student Teacher sms Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai? Student: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai.
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Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper
Student Teacher sms Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper’?? Student: LOVE: Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay.. . . . . . EXAM: Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte...
View ArticleStudent: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Students Teacher sms Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi? Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge! studnt:sir g...
View ArticleBillions don’t cry when Gayle gets out.
Cricekt sms Billions don’t cry when Gayle gets out. Millions don’t switch off their TV when Kohli gets out, Thousands don’t gather outside of a TV showroom when Dhoni is playing.. Nobody gives a shit...
View ArticleProf: what is evil ?
Public sms Prof: what is evil ? Student: “Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question. “Does the cold exist ?” Professor: Yes. . Student: You r wrong sir. There is nothing like cold. It is the...
View ArticleWoh kon c cheez h jo insan ki
Funny SMS Teacher:Wo Kon C Chez H Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko MazbootiSe thamy Rakhti Hy . . . . . Student: . . . . “NAARA” (‘,’) <_!!_> /””\ Teacher:Fityy mon tery ty Incoming search terms:latefy...
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